Monday, February 13, 2006
A Valentine's Day Story
Little Beth asked her Daddy about Valentine's Day.
"Daddy, since we are Jewish, is it still OK for us to send Valentine's cards?"
"Why, yes it is" Daddy said. "Love is good in all religions. Who do you want to send a card to?"
"Osamma bin Ladden", came Beth's reply.
"But why him?" Daddy asked.
"Well, I think if Osamma bin Ladden can see that a little Jewish girl in America can send him a card about love he might come out of his cave." The little girl said.
"Why that is a wonderful sentiment" Daddy said, his heart swelling with pride.
"Yeah. Then, when he's out in the open, we can bomb the crap outta him", Beth finished.