Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Overheard on the Range...
Johnny--"Hey, Bo. Seen that Brokebusiness Mountin' yesterdee."
Bo--"Howdija like it, Johnny?"
Johnny--"So, turns out it ain't much of a cowboy movie."
Bo--"How's that, pard?"
Johnny--"Well, there's these here fellers that take a fancy ta each other and they get all squishy and meely mouthed. They go a rompin' all over the range together like calicos."
Bo--"Ya sayin they's like them Gay fellers? Yer, right, that ain't much of a cowboy movie."
Johnny--"Well, it ain't the fag part that is so ridiculous. See, I was told these here fellers was cowboys."
Johnny--"Turns out they're SHEEP HERDERS!"