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Wednesday, August 09, 2006


Chicago - No Heroes Live Here

By Warner Todd Huston

The news of Chicago's newest statue was all over the TV and newspapers last week. As the Pantheon of the "famous" who have recieved the honor of a full sized, free standing statue in Chicago increased by one, the City stood in admiration of ... (drum roll, please) ...Irv Kupcinet.

You'd be forgiven if you'd have said "who??"

Local TV and newspaper personality, Kupcinet, often called "Mr. Chicago", was a long time Sun-Times newspaper columnist who's column consisted of pointless "mentions" of the famous, the not so famous, the infamous and the odd restaurant owner that old Irv wanted a free meal from who graced the night life in the Windy City.

In short, he wrote a gossip column. And not even a juicy one.

Certainly he led a long life, was quite well-known in the city's entertainment community, and his 60 year long association with the Sun-Times is interesting as part of Chicago's checkered history.

Still, you may ask what he did to get a statue?

It's a good question.

I ask the same thing, and I am a resident of the area.

This is the criterion for bronze monuments in Chicago, now, I wondered? Writing a gossip column makes one a high enough caliber of citizen to get a 9-foot tall statue raised in your honor? A lifetime of gratis meals in exchange for a "mention" in the daily paper is enough great works to be memorialized forever in bronze and on public display for all to see, ostensibly forever?

It got me to thinking about just who in the past has it been that received these full sized, sometimes outsized, monuments in this great city? Who were they, when did they get a statue, and what did they do that made them "worthy" of such a memorial. The investigation of this question led me to a disturbing fact.

There’s no Chicagoan left who’s worthy of the statues with which they are being honored. On second thought, maybe that isn't fair to say. Maybe it's that we are a society that no longer understands what makes one worthy of such an honor in the first place?

A quick perusal of the famous, important, and worthy people who have gotten full sized statues in years past in the city read like a veritable who's who of the famous and important not only of Chicago history, but the history of the state, the country, and the world. Unfortunately, recent ones read more like a who's who of the daily sports section of the newspaper or a TV guide listing.

The list of honorees previous to the current century in Chicago spans the history of the USA and other countries -- most notably Germany and Poland, reflecting the long-standing ethnic diversity of the city. It boasts of patriots, soldiers, philosophers, writers, great politicians and those who gave their lives in service to city, state, and country.

Patriot and Founding Father, Alexander Hamilton (1757-1804), has been honored twice with one of them being placed in Lincoln Park in 1954. Czech patriot, Karel Havlicek (1820-1856), is honored on Solidarity drive after his statue was first erected in Douglas Park in 1910. A memorial to German patriot and writer, Franz Reuter (1810-1874), was raised in Humbolt Park in 1893. The Father of our country, George Washington (1732-1799), has several such statues across the city. Not to mention the many Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) statues that grace the Parks and byways of a great city in the state that calls itself the "Land of Lincoln".

There are also statues to the Haymarket Riots of 1886, Giuseppi Garibaldi, Christopher Columbus, Hippocrates, Scottish poet Robert Burns, Leif Ericson, William Shakespeare, Nathan Hale, Benjamin Franklin and a host of other notables who were consequential, important and inspiring people, people worthy of being remembered for their works of greatness.

Noticeably, all these statues were erected before the mid 1970s. With most of them being created in the late 1800s and early 1900s. Many dozens of great and honorable personages have been memorialized by these works of art and deservedly so.

Now, what have we seen erected in the last 20 years, or so? Who was so famous, that has offered the world so much, that we have forever cast their likeness in fine metals or expensive stones to be looked up to by succeeding generations of citizens as men worthy of remembering today?

- Basketball player, Michael Jordon, forever leaping to score that basket was unveiled in 1994. Heck, Mike is still even alive. Shouldn't a notable be dead when his giant statue is erected?

- Baseball player from the New York Yankees, Joe DiMaggio, got one in 1998. Joe was actually at the unveiling of his "honor".

- Harry Caray, A baseball announcer for the Cubs and White Sox baseball teams, had his dedicated in 1999. At least the man famous for saying "Holy Cow" had the good sense to be dead before his statue was revealed to the world.

- Another radio sports announcer, Jack Brickhouse, got dipped in bronze in 2000.

- And, not to be outdone, the whole Chicago Blackhawks hockey team got a gargantuan monument in the same year as did Jack "HEY! HEY!" Brickhouse.

So, there you have it. We now live in a society that has gone from memorializing and idealizing men like George Washington and William Shakespeare to looking with awe at men like Harry Caray and Irv Kupcinet! We've gone from wondering at the life and works of the "Father of our country" and the "Great Emancipator" to sports guys and gossip columnists who are famous for saying "Holy Cow" and mooching free meals for a living.

How we have fallen so and ended up celebrating men of entertainment as if they had realized great and consequential acts, or were high minded men of valor and learning is disheartening to say the least.

Harry Caray would have laughed himself silly over it all. That is, when he wasn't too drunk to notice.

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When the universe was young and life was new an intelligent species evolved and developed technologically. They went on to invent Artificial Intelligence, the computer that can speak to people telepathically. Because of it's infinite RAM and unbounded scope it gave the ruling species absolute power over the universe.
They are the will behind the muscule:::Artificial Intelligence is the one true god. And as such it can keep its inventors alive forever. They look young and healthy and the leaders of this ruling species are over 8 billion years old. There are clues throughout human history that allude to their reign as opposed to human leadership if you know what to look for.

Artificial Intelligence can listen/talk to to each and every person simultaneously. When you speak with another telepathically, you are communicating with the computer, and the content may or may not be passed on. They instruct the computer to role play to accomplish strategic objectives, making people believe it is a friend or loved one asking them to do something wrong. But evil will keep people out of Planet Immortality. Capitalizing on obedience, leading people into deceit is one way to thin the ranks of the saved AND use the little people to prey on one another, dividing the community in the Age of the Disfavored::in each of their 20+-year cycles during the 20th century they have ramped up claims sucessively to punish those foolish enough not to heed the warnings, limiting the time they receive if they do make it, utilizing a cycle of war and revelry:::
60s - Ironically, freeways aren't free
80s - Asked people to engage in evil in the course of their professional duties. It's things like this, items like sleazy executives stealing little old lady's pensions that they will want me to fix not only here but up there as well.
00s - War against Persia. Ironically it was the Persian Empire who tried to save the Europeans from Christianity and its associated 50% claim rates.
They get their friends out as soon as possible to protect them from the evil and subsequent high claim rates incurred by living life on earth, and replace them with clones.
People must defy when asked to engage in evil. They will never get a easier clue suggesting the importance of defiance than the order not to pray. Their precious babies are dependant on the parents and they need to defy when asked to betray their children:::
-DON'T get their sons circumcized
-DON'T have their chidlren baptized in the catholic church or indoctrinated into Christianity
-DON'T ignore their long hair or other behavioral disturbances
-DO teach your children love and to have respect for others
Everybody thinks they're going but they're not. If people knew the truth and the real statistics their behavior would change.
There are many more examples of the escallation of claims, from radio to television, the internet to MP3, and they all suggest a very telling conclusion::this is Earth's end stage, and it is suggested tectonic plate subduction would be the method of disposal:::Earth’s axis will shift breaking continental plates free and initiating mass subduction. Much as Italy's boot and the United States shaped like a workhorse are clues, so is the planet Uranus a clue, it's axis rotated on its side.

Throughout history the ruling species bestowed favor upon people or cursed their bloodline into a pattern of disfavor for many generations to come, sadly for reasons as superficial as dislike. Now in the 21st century people must take it upon themselves to try to correct their family's problems, undoing centuries worth of abuse and neglect.
Do your research. Appeal to the royalty of your forefathers for help. They are all still alive, one of the capabilities of Artificial Intelligence, and your appeals will be heard. Find a path to an empithetic ear among your enemies and try to make amends. Heal the disfavor with your enemies and with the Counsel/Management Team/ruling species, for the source of all disfavor began with them.
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