Monday, January 08, 2007
Revision of My Announcement for the Presidency
- By Vince Johnson
REVISION OF ANNOUNCEMENT MADE JANUARY 1, 2007
In last weeks REALITY FACTOR, I indicated I would announce my candidacy for President of the United States sometime in May 2007. After considerable inner deliberation, I am having second thoughts.
As soon as I announced that I would "announce" in May 2007, people started asking questions. One of the first reveals the problem: "Who would I appoint as Secretary of the Treasury?" I had planned to appoint Donald Trump. But when I realized this idea was based on my secret desire to fire him, I began to think it might be wise to re-consider. Maybe Bill Gates would make a good choice. If we ran a little short on cash, he could bail us out.
Then somebody asked me who I would pick as a running mate? This stopped me cold. No matter who I picked, it would make half the electorate mad. If he were a Liberal, all the Conservatives would get upset. If it were a Conservative, all the Liberals would get upset. If he were an Independent, all the Liberals and all the Conservatives would get all riled up in a rare moment of unified uproar. If it were a man, most of the women would be insulted. If it were a woman, most of the men would be insulted...........
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REVISION OF ANNOUNCEMENT MADE JANUARY 1, 2007
In last weeks REALITY FACTOR, I indicated I would announce my candidacy for President of the United States sometime in May 2007. After considerable inner deliberation, I am having second thoughts.
As soon as I announced that I would "announce" in May 2007, people started asking questions. One of the first reveals the problem: "Who would I appoint as Secretary of the Treasury?" I had planned to appoint Donald Trump. But when I realized this idea was based on my secret desire to fire him, I began to think it might be wise to re-consider. Maybe Bill Gates would make a good choice. If we ran a little short on cash, he could bail us out.
Then somebody asked me who I would pick as a running mate? This stopped me cold. No matter who I picked, it would make half the electorate mad. If he were a Liberal, all the Conservatives would get upset. If it were a Conservative, all the Liberals would get upset. If he were an Independent, all the Liberals and all the Conservatives would get all riled up in a rare moment of unified uproar. If it were a man, most of the women would be insulted. If it were a woman, most of the men would be insulted...........
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Friday, January 05, 2007
Official Announcement Set For May 2007!
- By Vince Johnson
I have decided to run as an Independent Candidate for President of the United States of America in 2008. The "official" announcement will be made sometime around May 1, 2007 at three separate locations:
1. Beach Dog Cafe in Lincoln City, Oregon. 2. Coast Roast Coffee Company at Salishan in Gleneden Beach, Oregon. 3. A site yet to be determined in Stayton, Salem, or Aumsville, Oregon.
This decision was made after determining that the American Electorate is currently divided into two categories
The "Stupid Fool" Category, which believes politicians are capable of running our country and continues to elect and re-elect them, term after term.
The "Special Fool" Category which recognizes the reality that politicians are ruining the country rather than running it.......
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I have decided to run as an Independent Candidate for President of the United States of America in 2008. The "official" announcement will be made sometime around May 1, 2007 at three separate locations:
1. Beach Dog Cafe in Lincoln City, Oregon. 2. Coast Roast Coffee Company at Salishan in Gleneden Beach, Oregon. 3. A site yet to be determined in Stayton, Salem, or Aumsville, Oregon.
This decision was made after determining that the American Electorate is currently divided into two categories
The "Stupid Fool" Category, which believes politicians are capable of running our country and continues to elect and re-elect them, term after term.
The "Special Fool" Category which recognizes the reality that politicians are ruining the country rather than running it.......
Click HERE To Read On
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